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caketrain:

W

it’s a-mays-ing
or would that be a-maize-ing
or a-maze-ing
fuck if I know HAVE ALL THREE PUNS WHY DON’T YA

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caketrain:

W

it’s a-mays-ing

or would that be a-maize-ing

or a-maze-ing

fuck if I know HAVE ALL THREE PUNS WHY DON’T YA

(via celtic-knots)

cattrickx:

hellomystar:

fattygerman:

31spadesdown:

victorytothefallen:

rumarumi:

italys-ovaries:

whatsthe-pointe:

thereisonlyfili:

gaininghope:

velociraider:

My  cat.
Fuck.
A newpaper.
I’m fucked.

Cell phone charger…

My dog…he is quite vicious at times…when he isn’t sleeping..

there is literally nothing to my left… i’m defenseless…. FUCK
a pillow……Should be interesting

an old wallet with a picture of a kitten on it from middle school, a new wallet from last year, a pile of DS game cases, and a bobby pin.

Copic markers…
no fuck that they’re so expensive

Tissues with a Belarus mochi on top of them….
What am I going to do…. Beat them to death with a plushie mochi then wipe away the zombie blood with lotioned tissues?

A blanket and my wallet.Am I going to smother them and buy them off????
Or cuddle with them and buy them dinner??
I feel like either option is not ideal, but mmkay…XDDDD 

hammer…
A FUCKING HAMMER
I. WILL. LIVE. MOTHER. FUCKERS. 
(i just made all my homestuck friends rather jealous i believe)

A BOOKCASE
I WILL SURVIVE

…. my phone. I’m screwed

cattrickx:

hellomystar:

fattygerman:

31spadesdown:

victorytothefallen:

rumarumi:

italys-ovaries:

whatsthe-pointe:

thereisonlyfili:

gaininghope:

velociraider:

My  cat.

Fuck.

A newpaper.

I’m fucked.

Cell phone charger…

My dog…he is quite vicious at times…when he isn’t sleeping..

there is literally nothing to my left… i’m defenseless…. FUCK

a pillow……Should be interesting

an old wallet with a picture of a kitten on it from middle school, a new wallet from last year, a pile of DS game cases, and a bobby pin.

Copic markers…

no fuck that they’re so expensive

Tissues with a Belarus mochi on top of them….

What am I going to do…. Beat them to death with a plushie mochi then wipe away the zombie blood with lotioned tissues?

A blanket and my wallet.
Am I going to smother them and buy them off????

Or cuddle with them and buy them dinner??

I feel like either option is not ideal, but mmkay…
XDDDD 

hammer…

A FUCKING HAMMER

I. WILL. LIVE. MOTHER. FUCKERS. 

(i just made all my homestuck friends rather jealous i believe)

A BOOKCASE

I WILL SURVIVE

…. my phone. I’m screwed

(Source: danynat, via celtic-knots)

HaPPY

THE BEST part of my day happened!!!!!!!! I met an astronaut named Gregory Johnson. The guy is funny. I mean how many times can you say that you met a man who went up into space once let alone twice.:) It was awesome. I did something stupid though i didn’t get an autograph :(.

I love how she comes and cheers for fairy tail saying, “the island is boring, don’t worry only fairy tail members can see me”

I love how she comes and cheers for fairy tail saying, “the island is boring, don’t worry only fairy tail members can see me”

(Source: akuma-baka)

lost-monocle:

While wandering down Telegraph there were two boxes full of books left near a crossing. This is what I found :)

Yes! I have that copy too, did you read the book of merlin? its sad that it is in a separate book

lost-monocle:

While wandering down Telegraph there were two boxes full of books left near a crossing. This is what I found :)

Yes! I have that copy too, did you read the book of merlin? its sad that it is in a separate book

tifaandcloud:

my sister would die if she saw this :p

I’m flipping tables just seeing this. Where did you find this?

tifaandcloud:

my sister would die if she saw this :p

I’m flipping tables just seeing this. Where did you find this?

animalfriendly13:

cattrickx:

wishingstar367:

sawbutt:

tf2maelgwyn:

servomascherato:

askbluintern:

blu-protectors:

shy-red-scout:

pocket-spy:

sharkfruit:

Hot Cross Buns every single day with this.
Fuck yeah.

^ I stopped playing half way through class and just started faking it.

Always faked it
ALWAYS

oh… THAT!

Had nothing better to do any way

I have three recorders aww yeah
this badass over here can play hot cross buns and mary had a little lamb

I really actually liked it.
Played Advance Australia Fair every Friday with the nerdy recorder group.
And you know what? I think the real thing sounds pretty damn awesome…

i still have that little fucker 

i have it somewhere, but i was never good at play it 

those sons of bitches

 I had one, then I switched to its homosexual cousin the clarinet.

I did then i said to hell with this and then took the violin at school

animalfriendly13:

cattrickx:

wishingstar367:

sawbutt:

tf2maelgwyn:

servomascherato:

askbluintern:

blu-protectors:

shy-red-scout:

pocket-spy:

sharkfruit:

Hot Cross Buns every single day with this.

Fuck yeah.

^ I stopped playing half way through class and just started faking it.

Always faked it

ALWAYS

oh… THAT!

Had nothing better to do any way

I have three recorders aww yeah

this badass over here can play hot cross buns and mary had a little lamb

I really actually liked it.

Played Advance Australia Fair every Friday with the nerdy recorder group.

And you know what? I think the real thing sounds pretty damn awesome…

i still have that little fucker 

i have it somewhere, but i was never good at play it 

those sons of bitches

 I had one, then I switched to its homosexual cousin the clarinet.

I did then i said to hell with this and then took the violin at school

(Source: a-kwardd, via versipellis-smilodon)

Homosexuals

cattrickx:

They happen. Especially when you put me and Lauren in the same room. Who wants o bet we end up dating at the end of highschool?

It’s okay. You both can live in my basement if you need a home.Clean my house for me too.

(Source: celtic-knots)

schitze

Does it really matter what i write for my first post? What is tumlbir? How do i Post?